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Organized Crime In America Takes In Over Forty Billion Dollars A Year And Spends Very Little On Office Supplies.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year
and spends very little on office supplies.
-- Woody Allen
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A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
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The trouble with being boss is there's no satisfaction is stealing office supplies.
Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS.
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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