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• I want pills, you quack!
• I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
• When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.
  -- Weber cartoon captio...
• Quack!
• I found the answer . . . but forgot the question.
• Quack! Quack!! Quack!!
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you
  however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal. -- Churchill...
• A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.