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OS SCANDAL: Unix and Ms. Dos found in love nest!
-- "National Computer Science Enquirer"
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box n. 1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus, `Unix box', `MS-DOS box', etc.
) "We preprocess the data on Unix boxes before handing it up to the mainframe....
box: n. 1. A computer; esp. in the construction `foo box' where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or the name of an OS (thus, `UNIX box', `MS-DOS box', etc.
) "We preprocess the data on UNIX boxes before handing it up to the mainframe....
EXE /eks'ee/ or /eek'see/ or /E-X-E/ n. An executable binary file.
Some operating systems (notably MS-DOS, VMS, and TWENEX) use the extension ....