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• I am sick as a horse. -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. vii, Chap. xi
• Great wits jump. -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. ix
• Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. xii...
• Go, poor devil, get thee gone! Why should I hurt thee?
  This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me....
• The accusing spirit, which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blushed as he gave it i
  and the recording angel as he wrote it down dropped a tear upon the word and blotted it out forever....
• There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. -- Laurence Sterne
• Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Sermon xxvii...
• It will grieve me so to the heart, that I shall cry my eyes out.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• A close mouth catches no flies. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  xi...