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Our Bombs Are Incredibly Smart. In Fact, Our Bombs Are Better Educated Than The Average High School Graduate.
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Our bombs are incredibly smart. In fact, our bombs are better educated than
the average high school graduate. At least they can find Kuwait.
-- A. Whitney Brown
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18) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan!" --A. Whitney Brow...
Our judgment can be no better than our information.
Bikes Not Bomb
The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
"Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....
The following appeared in a newsletter about education policy.
'The average annual earnings of high school dropouts are significantly less than the average annual earnings of high school graduates....
The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a local Solano newspaper.
"The Solano school district should do away with its music education programs....
The Department of Education in the state of Attra recommends that high school students be assigned homework every day.
Yet a recent statewide survey of high school math and science teachers calls the usefulness of daily homework into question....
There is always a better way, our challenge is to find it.
From a letter to the editor of a city newspaper. "One recent research study has indicated that many adolescents need more sleep than they are getting
and another study has shown that many high school students in our city are actually dissatisfied with their own academic performance....