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• Nuclear war would really set back cable TV. -- Ted Turne
• Back when I was a boy, we had to carve our own ICs out of wood!
• And now, back to our regularly scheduled topic...
• To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....
• We should take sex off the TV and movie screens and put it back in the back seats of cars where it belongs.
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
• I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said, "We're now approaching the great city
  let's set our watches back one hundred years." -- Jack E. Leonard...
• It was in search of better living conditions that man left caves and built houses.
  Now, with payments for a house running up to $ 1200 a month, it may well be that the banks drive dwellers back to the caves....