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• Take time to develop your personality, it's a little negative at the present.
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
  Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize the proposed transactio...
• Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
  The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
• The highest of all our laws states your world is yours and will always remain yours.
  -- Kirk, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2....
• Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about astrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.
  Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...
• Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd.
  of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan....
• The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.
  He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area. He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid....
• Barney: Wanna go to the prom with me? Girl: Good God, no!
  Barney: Well-put. -- Negative feedback, "The Way We Wa...