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Overheard: No, Honey, I Don't Want To Learn How To Run The Washing Machine.
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Overheard: No, honey, I don't want to learn how to run the washing
machine. I'm sorry I learned how to run the dishwasher.
-- Andrew Mason
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NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
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Great. Just Great. I wanted to remain a lazy leech, just using the selfless work others have done on subversion for my own personal advantage.
The problem is, as soon as I read HACKING and learn how to submit a patch and begin by contributing something as tiny as a FAQ fix, I'll be hooked, and I'll start to become a contributing member of society....
ToughtonDOS 2.0: "When I say RUN, RUN!
I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned how to assimilate!
Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
They seem to have learned the habit of cowering before authority even when not actually threatened.
How very nice for authority. I decided not to learn this particular lesson....
Sorry, but I no longer seem to remember how it was you got here.
Learn how I made my 1st million. Send $1 for Info.