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• Annoy your roommate, Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
• Protect your software at all costs -- all else is meat.
• Avoid reality at all costs!
• It is past all controversy that what costs dearest is, and ought to be, most valued.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap xi...
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed