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• Ambiguity is invariant. -- Hartz' Uncertainty Principle
• Those who fail to repeat history are doomed to study it.
• The best way to be an organ donor is to buy a motorcycle and ride it without a helmet.
  The severe brain damage that follows results in slow death, and emergency services often arrive fast enough so that good, healthy organs can be taken....
• Those who do not study are like cattle dressed in men's clothing.
• BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think.
  That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something....
• Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.