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• A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message.
  Apparently that message is, Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot. -- Dennis Mille...
• Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.
• Bad knee, gotta run" -- Pat Buchanan to his draft board
• Bill Clinton dodged the draft? Big deal. So did Pat Buchanan.
• On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said
  "I don't want to attack Dan Quayle. That would be child abuse....
• The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'.
  Which part of 'all' don't you understand? -- Rep. Pat Schroeder (D) Colo....
• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
• It's Miller Time!