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• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
  Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• I See Your Face Printed On My Money
• We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
• A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.