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People Keep Asking, What Must I Do To Be A Candidate For Vice President, And I Keep Telling Them.
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People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President,
and I keep telling them....nothing...nothing...nothing...
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People keep telling me that I do not have a sense of humor, and I don't think that is funny at all, not one little bit.
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
-- Andy Capp...
Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
To do nothing is the way to be nothing.
To do nothing is to be nothing.
I do nothing, granted. But I see hours pass - which is better than trying to fill them.
-- E.M. Ciora...
What do you want for nothing?
Nothing is but what is not.
