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• Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat Tabe
• First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered.
  -- Pat Tabe...
• If a system does not have a payback for a given individual in the information chain,cthe information will get corrupted at the level of that individual, and become worse as it travels up the chain.
  -- Taber's First Law of Manufacturing Information Systems -- Pat Tabe...
• The shorter the line, the slower it moves. -- Taber's Law of Supermarke
• If you can't understand it, name it. -- Taber's Law of Scientific Research
• Second-rate people hire third-rate people. -- Leo Rosten's law
• No two people perceive the same thing identically. -- Jack A. Marshall
• People who can most afford to pay rent build equity. -- Perlweig's Second Law