People Tell You To Give Them Your Two Cents Worth, Then They Say They Want A Penny For Your Thoughts.

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People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a
penny for your thoughts. Somewhere someone's making a penny.
-- Steven Wright

Isn't humanity egocentric? Whenever we talk, we say, "Here's my two cents worth," but we only offer "a penny for your thoughts.
-- Ariel "The Rogue" Rogso...
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death." -- The Odd Couple
The Odd Couple "A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death.
A penny for your thoughts. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Introduction to Polite Conversatio
Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...

People Tell You To Give Them Your Two Cents Worth, Then They Say They Want A Penny For Your Thoughts.

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