An Expert, Aside From Being A Former Spurt, Is A Person Who Knows More And More About Less And Less Until He Knows Practically Nothing About Anything.

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An expert, aside from being a former spurt, is a person who knows more and
more about less and less until he knows practically nothing about anything.
The more likely a person is to be known as an expert is in direct ratio to
the distance that person is from home, which is also known as the law of
real catastrophe: The greater the distance from home, the heavier the
expert.

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