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People will do odd things if you give them money.
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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm!
Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
"I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
-- Gen. George S. Patton, "War As I Knew It", 1947...
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
-- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr....
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton, US General...
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....
You can't be happy if you do things different when you do them than when you discuss them.
You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. -- Will Roge