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• Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered.
  I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde...
• America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up. -- Oscar Wilde
• I have little experience of marriage myself,sir,having only been married once. -- Oscar Wilde
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
• When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
  -- Scott's second Law After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation....