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• Marriage is a three-ring circus: first, there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, and finally, the suffering.
  -- Roger Price...
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
• Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
• Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
• If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
  We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail....
• George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note
  "Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement....
• admin /ad-min'/ n. Short for `administrator'; very commonly used in speech or on-line to refer to the systems person in charge on a computer.
  Common constructions on this include `sysadmin' and `site admin' (emphasizing the administrator's role as a site contact for email and news) or `newsadmin' (focusing specifically on news)....
• The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
• Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky