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• Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things.
  Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy....
• Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
• When someone makes a move We'll send them all we've got, Of which we don't approve, John Wayne and Randolph Scott, Who is it that always intervenes?
  Remember those exciting fighting scenes? U.N. and O....
• Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre
• I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -- Tom Lehre
• When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehre