PESSIMIST:
A man who spends all his time worrying
about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
OPTIMIST:
A man who refuses to see the wolf
until he seizes the seat of his pants.
OPPORTUNIST:
A man who invites the wolf in and appears the next day in a fur coat.
WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All
werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to
gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as
humane and is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh....