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• Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.
  ... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops....
• bogon /boh'gon/ n. [very common; by analogy with proton/electron/neutron, but doubtless reinforced after 1980 by the similarity to Douglas Adams's `Vogons'
  ee the Bibliography in Appendix C and note that Arthur Dent actually mispronounces `Vogons' as `Bogons' at one point] 1....
• Particle physicists do it energetically.
• A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
• psyton /si:'ton/ n. [TMRC] The elementary particle carrying the sinister force.
  The probability of a process losing is proportional to the number of psytons falling on it....
• psyton: /si:'ton/ [TMRC] n. The elementary particle carrying the sinister force.
  The probability of a process losing is proportional to the number of psytons falling on it....
• One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
  I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face....
• The shorter the life of the particle, the greater it costs to produce.
  -- First Law of Particle Physic...
• A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.