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• Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Sco
  She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But....
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
• Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?
  Riker: "Well--" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data
  No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data....
• LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott.
  We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years....
• Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane
  These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want....