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Pick The Right Person The First Time. The Headaches You Save Will Be Your Own.
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Pick the right person the first time. The headaches you save will be your own.
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You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
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you are not as careful with it as you are with your own. -- E.W. Howe...