PIE, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains.
Rev. Dr. Mucker
(in a funeral sermon over a British nobleman)

Cold pie is a detestable
American comestible.
That's why I'm done -- or undone --
So far from that dear London.
(from the headstone of a British nobleman in Kalamazoo)
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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