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• An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
  it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
• I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
• Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
• Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.
• Pity the poor fools that defend Clinton's lies.
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)