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• A pampered menial drove me from the door. -- Thomas Moss (1740-1808) -- The Begga
• Poor Tom is cold. Pity poor Tom, for his nose is frozen, and he doth shiver, and.
  ..is maaaddddd!!!!! Oh, shut up. -- Tom the Beggar and Edmund : Money...
• Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
  Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?...
• Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another. -- Madonna
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
• Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes.