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Play Like You've Got Guts Coming Out Of Your Ears. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
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Play like you've got guts coming out of your ears.
-- Paul "Bear" Bryant
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Keep your head up; act like a champion. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
Spilling your guts out is just as charming as it sounds.
Did you hear that The only thing worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar is being caught with leg make-up on your ears.
Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground.
You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable....
Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....