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• Please don't recommend me to your friends-- it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
• Anything you still can't cope with is your own problem. -- Becki Ta
• Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
• Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
  If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money....
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• Wouldn't you rather be alone with me, with me in your mind?
  -- Troi to Riker, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...