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  -- Don Marqui...
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• Data! Data! Where are you? Why won't you answer? Are you angry with me?
  Please, please, I'm so afraid! Don't leave me. Wait....
• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
  Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
• Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
  Mother: You're right. [turns on the TV] -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of underwear.
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• Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949.
  We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....