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Animals Are Your Friends. But They Won't Pick You Up At The Airport.
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Animals are your friends. But they won't pick you up at the airport.
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You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose unless you have really *chunky* friends.
It's smart to pick your friends, but not to pieces.
It's smart to pick your friends, but not your nose.
If you can't hack it, then pick up your marbles and go home.