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Please speak slowly...I'm from Mississippi.
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I come again. Two asses, they come together again....
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Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's. -- E. M. Forste
I speak only for myselves.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.