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• SysAdmins can't be sued for malpractice but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards.
• Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac
• You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
• We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.
  ' -- Justice Byron R. White...
• Poetic Justice, with her lifted scale, Where in nice balance truth with gold she weighs, And solid pudding against empty praise.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book i, Line 52...
• Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at everyone.
  [Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha!...
• Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
• There's no justice in this world.