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• Politicians do it to make the Headlines.
• Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of--but do it in private and wash you hands afterwards.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you decide to stay in school.
  ..just to keep your Internet account!...
• Welcome to California! Stay as long as you like!
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Shopkeepers accept creditcards, as long as you pay cash.
• Therapists are expensive, but friends -- long as you PAY!
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• I'd do anything to make you happy, but you're asking too much.