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• I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told me the people there are hungry for information about the West.
  He was asked about many things, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing about life in the Soviet Union....
• The Soviet news agency TASS reported that one of the leaders of the failed Soviet coup committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  He died after the third bullet entered his head....
• The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
  The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them....
• He's a Democrat because he's too poor to be Republican.
• Soviet Union. -- Oxymoro
• I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want to call it if they did these thing
  abolish the one party system; open the Soviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely...
• We've been told there's a new Soviet morality play about a defector to the West who loses both his morality and his sanity.
  He takes to wearing and flaunting sexy panties day and night and keeps attempting to seduce elderly women....
• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
  As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily....