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• Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
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• Show me a pharaoh who ate crackers and I'll show you a crummy mummy.
• The person next to you needs a hug.
• The person next to you needs a smile.
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai