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• A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.
• A new preacher came to a local church and gave what he considered a fairly reasonable example of a sermon for the consideration of the locals.
  He came back on the following Monday night to meet with the Board of Deacons, and before the meeting went into the bathroom....
• FAMED PSYCHIC'S HEAD EXPLODES
• Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher!
• First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
• Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11.
• This is the part where Scott's head explodes. -- SLR