Preparing For A Blind Date And Wanting To Cover All Bases, Guy Buys A New Packet Of Condoms From The Chemist For The Date.

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Preparing for a blind date and wanting to cover all bases, guy buys a new
packet of condoms from the chemist for the date. Guess who the blind date
turns out to be? The woman who served him in the chemist shop!

OPTIMIST -- a man who makes a motel reservation before a blind date.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey
0438 Have you ever set up a blind date over the computer? -- from THE HACKER TEST
May your blind date insist on wearing a ski mask.
The Usenet news is out of date
LOSER -- A male motorist who picks up a girl who's already walking home from a date.

Preparing For A Blind Date And Wanting To Cover All Bases, Guy Buys A New Packet Of Condoms From The Chemist For The Date.

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