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Press Conferences During The Reagan Administration Were Quite Expensive.
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Press conferences during the Reagan administration were quite expensive. It
was difficult getting that helicopter into the building, so that all the
President had to do was wave and utter gibberish which no one could
understand.
Related:
One Saturday afternoon, during the campaign to decide whether or not there should be a Coastal Commission, I took a helicopter ride from Los Angeles to San Diego.
We passed several state beaches, some crowded and some virtually empty....
One Saturday afternoon, during the campaign to decide whether or not there should be a Coastal Commission, I took a helicopter ride from Los Angeles to San Diego.
We passed several state beaches, some crowded and some virtually empty....
They [South Africa] have eliminated the segregation that we once had in our own country -- the type of thing where hotels and restaurants and places of entertainment and so forth were segregated -- that has all been eliminated.
-- President Reagan, 1985...
One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard
pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be so outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid....
We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....
We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult.
For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn't really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with....