Problem solving process: =============================
+-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
V YES ============================= NO V
+----------+ +---------+ +---------+
| Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you |
| mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess |
| with it! | | | know? |-+ | MORON | | with it |
+----------+ V +---------+ | +-------+ +---------+
| +------+ YES +----+ |
| | HIDE | V V NO
| | IT | +------------+ +-----------+
| +------+ | YOU POOR | YES | WILL THEY |
| | +----->| BASTARD! |<----------| CATCH YOU?|
| | | +-----|------+ +-----|-----+
| | | V V NO
| | | +---------------+ +-----------+
| | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE|
| | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE |
| | +------|--------+ +-----------+
| | V YES |
| | ============================ |
| +---->|| N O ||<---------+
+------------>|| P R O B L E M ||
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