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• The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
• A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
• Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
• It's not worth it. I'm going back to bed.
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
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