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Pro-Choice: If Your Mom Aborted You, Where Would You Be Today?
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Pro-Choice: If your mom aborted you, where would you be today?
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Pro-Choice is OK, but it depends on when you choose.
Pro Choice!
You are living proof that your mother was Pro-Life.
You are today where your thoughts have brought you
you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. -- James Alle...
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
You will be indifferent where you would like to be kind.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money rebuilding engines.