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• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. -- David Gerrold
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• An object at rest will be in the wrong place. Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamic
• The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. -- David Gerrold
• Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?
  -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...