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Productivity = (Number Of Secretaries X Average Typing Speed) / (Number Of Scientists).
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Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number
of Scientists). Note that when the number of scientists is zero,
productivity becomes infinite.
-- Robert Sommer
Related:
Productivity Equation The productivity, P, of a group of people i
P = N x T x (.55 - .00005 x N x (N - 1) ) where N is the number of people in the group and T is the number of hours in a work period....
Productivity = <# of scientists> / <# of administrators>
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
The less management demands of engineers and scientists, the greater their productivity.
-- Richard F. Moore...
Scientists have reduced the number of calamities we can blame on God.
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey
An infinite number of bottles of beer on the wall.
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....