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Profanity Is The One Language That All Programmers Know The Syntax Of.
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Profanity is the one language that all programmers know the syntax of.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #6
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Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
Constants aren't. -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #4
Variables won't. -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #5
If the test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #1...
A Batch Stream that can not be arranged in improper order will be.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #3...
Troutman's Fifth Programming Postulate: If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.
The most harmful error of any program will not be discovered until the program has been in production for at least six months.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #2...