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Prof: Some People Have Proposed Using Krypton Gas In Scintillator Detectors.
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Prof: Some people have proposed using Krypton gas in scintillator detectors.
Grad Student: Won't that scare away the superstrings?
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microLenat /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of bogosity.
consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
microLenat: /mi:`-kroh-len'-*t/ n. The unit of {bogosity}, written uL
he consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use....
Quote #101 Speaking as a recovering physics grad student, I think the situation might best be best summed up by Feynmann's own description of Dirac's book on Quantum Mechanic
"We all quote this book, but none of us have read shit....
The pudding is in the student. The student needs some exercise.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-- Dave Barry...
The following appeared in a newsletter about education policy.
'The average annual earnings of high school dropouts are significantly less than the average annual earnings of high school graduates....
Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data encryption standard and they came up with .
.. Student: EBCDIC!...
Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
Brief History Of Linux (#19) Boy meets operating system The young Linus Torvalds might have been just another CompSci student if it wasn't for his experiences in the Univ.
of Helsinki's Fall 1990 Unix & C course. During one class, the professor experienced difficulty getting Minix to work properly on a Sun box....