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Project Teams Detest Weekly Progress Report Meetings Because They Display Lack Of Progress.
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Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack
of progress.
-- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom
Related:
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.
Laws of Computerdom According to Golub 1) Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
2) A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected...
Golub's First Law of Computerdom: Fuzzy project objectivesare used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
A carefully planned project takes two times longer to complete than expected.
-- Golub's Second Law of Computerdom...
A poorly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected.
-- Golub's Third Law of Computerdom...
Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating the actual costs.
-- Golub's First Law of Computerdom...