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• PRO: No more school, books, and teachers dirty looks.
  CON: No more girls, mags, and dirty books! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more school. CON: No more beautiful asses gallivantin down the hall.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: You will never have to work another day for eternity.
  CON: You will never have the opportunity to spend the money you have made over your lifetime....
• PRO: No more 50 below zero winters. CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...