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• PRO: No more school, books, and teachers dirty looks.
  CON: No more girls, mags, and dirty books! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more wrapping it around a tree and getting killed (again).
  CON: No more going 105 down the road in the BMW. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more bad trips. CON: No more smoking the ganja. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more beat parties. CON: No more wild parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death