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• Cat Eradication Council of Greater Toronto
• Me hav'um heap trouble! - Tonto the programme
• Toronto Blue Jays - 1992 World Series Champio
• Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
• Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
  -- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack...
• There's nothing wrong with the average person that a good psychiatrist can't exaggerate.
  --Toronto Star Newspape...
• On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software tool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.
  -- John Lions (U. of Toronto (?))...
• Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.
  -- Bill Tammeus, in Toronto's National Newspaper, 1991...
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he loves to travel to Africa and wants to see the Amazon River when he is there.
  He is planning to do these things the next time he is invited to Toronto....